Ovation TV is having an "all music weekend", which I foolishly took literally as I decided to stay up late tonight. They're currently airing 'The Artist's Den" featuring Crowded House ( a high school favorite) and next is "Later...with Jools Holland" with special guest David Bowie.
Think you can count on a full night of quality artistic content? Not quite. Here's the late night/morning infomercial line-up:
4 - 4:30am: Natural Weight Loss
4:30 - 5am: Rockin' Body
5 - 5:30am: Eliminate Debt
5:30 - 6am: Look Younger
6 - 6:30am: Relieve Joint Pain
6:30 - 7am: Lose Weight Now
7 - 7:30am: The Answer to Acne
7:30 - 8am: Battle Hair Loss
8 - 8:30am: Celebrity Slim Down
8:30 - 9am: Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts(!)
9 - 9:30am: Eliminate (More) Debt
9:30 - 10am: Battle (More) Hair Loss
10 - 10:30am: Scrapbooking Made Easy
10:30am - 11am: The Franklin Mint
11 - 11:30am: Foreclosure Secrets
11:30 - Noon: (More) Dean Martin Celebrity Roasts
Apparently, there is not enough artistic programming to available to fill a 24 hour cycle. But, I can insure that my 40 year old ass is rockin' slim, well coiffed, financially solid, physically flexible, Clearsil free and available to use my hard-earned dollars to invest in foreclosed properties and Franklin Mint collectibles so I can live like Dean Martin and scrapbook my memories to my heart's content.
Not.
